The to-do list of a world conqueror
HumorNow, to check up on my to-do list~
Done / 
Still have yet to do Save the world from tyranny and oppression Switch sides, then totally conquer the world with tyranny and oppression Switch to the third side, and instead spare the world's honor while totally crushing opposition Clear through deviations and journalsHmmmm.... I wonder if Hitler ever had a to-do list that looked like this...
*shot*
Ah well~ At least when I saved the world from tyranny, I put David Hasslehoff into office! 8D
[link]
*shot again*
What? I think he'd make a good prez D8
*shot multiple times*
Oh, and finally... if I ever had get a spy movie made about me like James Bond, I want my theme song to be something like this: [link]
Including the last part too~ 8D
*brick'd and maim'd*
Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour everyone (in the US)~ 8D
-JBK2K1
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Trying to finish up Kingdom Hearts 1 so I can then come back and clear out my deviations and messages with a clear head before beginning Kingdom Hearts: Chain of memories XD
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'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said Parking Fine. So that was nice."
A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'"
A man goes to the Psychiatrists and the Psychiatrist says: 'What's the problem?' The man says, 'I think I'm becoming a kleptomaniac.' The Psychiatrist says, 'Here take these tablets and if you're no better in a week, bring me a colour TV'.
Here's your joke dose for the week, Joe. XD
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Regis regum rectissimi, Prope est dies domini, Dies irae et vindicate, Tenebrarum et nebulae
Diesque mirabilium, Tronitorum fortium, Dies quoque angustiae, Maeoris ac tristitiae
Thanks, Jani XD
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